drug test

a drug test is something that a teenage stoner fears.

Mom: we have a doctors appointment tomorrow
Teenage stoner: fuck i hope i don't have to take a drug test

by thehomie42069 April 6, 2021

dip test

When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.

I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.

by Tim June 3, 2004

high test

insanely good marijuana, no particular name, it's just always amazing

Me: Yo man can i get a 1/4 of high test?
You: Sure, i havn't smoked shit that good in weeks.

by Pot a wana December 25, 2007

pencil test

a way to see if u are black put a pencil in yous hair if it get caught and dont fall out (and its ur naturual hair ) u are black

hey jim my mom said ive got black in me how do i know for sure . jim says take the pencil test well grow ur hair out and put a pencil in it if it gets caught in ur hair ur black

by adam nicolia August 25, 2008

Smell Test

Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous

Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?

Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.

Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.

by Jako Kot July 26, 2010

cold test

testing the temperature by judging if your nipple is hardened and visible through a t shirt

bob : " man its kinda cold"
bitch : " hmm not really"
bob : " your nipples dont say so, they passed the cold test right there!"

by donmega January 16, 2005

Dana Test

DNA Test

That dumb bitch cheated. Let's get on Steve Wilkos to get a Dana Test.

by Daytime TV slang January 2, 2014