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going green

going green is when all the green vegetables absolutely fuck the shit out of you. cucumbers shoot out of your pussy like a rocket launcher and watermelons shoot out of there like a fortnite grenade launcher. that shits insane. then, a watermelon grows in your stomach for 40 FUCKIN YEARS. FORTY MOTHAFUCKA
tyler- me and my girl are going green tonight
john- sick man im going green with my girl too
by little tickler February 14, 2022
mugGet the going greenmug.

green meeting

A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.
Co-worker A: How was your meeting?

Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.
by K-Trailer December 2, 2010
mugGet the green meetingmug.

Green Joe

man i was rollin into the gym and i was rockin a mad green joe
by greenjoe June 9, 2010
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Frating green

The shade of green which is supposed to make you feel comfortable in hospitals, industrious in schools and uneasy in police stations.
by A frood February 6, 2018
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green hat

to people that cheat on by their boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife
MING: why u give me a green hat to wear
NISHA: Because ur poor and useless
MING: (SAD)
by MEOW喵 July 23, 2020
mugGet the green hatmug.

Green hat

*boy wears a green hat*

-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.

.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.
by halmstad May 30, 2019
mugGet the Green hatmug.

jakiesha greene

jakiesha is a hot girl, loves sports, and hates hoes
jakiesha greene is an sporty girl but hates when people get in her way.
by Morgan Amerson April 8, 2017
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