Max Jones

A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.
Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult

Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
by 420Bigboi69 June 04, 2019
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Eddie Jones

A cute boy who sings amazingly good. Eddie has the deepest voice in the band. He can be weird sometimes but in a funny way! He owns a cat named molesey that is super adorable! Lastly eddie likes to look "classy", especially with his sunglasses.
Me: who's your favorite person out of the202band?
Sister: obviously eddie jones
Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!

Me: nevermind.
by natswords July 20, 2021
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Mariah Jones

Very Very PERFECT!!!!
some dude: yeet. wheres Mariah Jones
another dude: perfection
by spicybum February 04, 2021
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mia jones

A character played by Nina dobrev in the Canadian show degrassi. Mia is a high school student at degrassi high and has a child named Isabella also called Bella. Mia is a model and ends up moving to Paris.
Is that Mia Jones, woah she looks great today.
by May 13, 2021
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Cub Jones

A very shady person, someone that complains about everything A complete bitch of a mother fucker. Someone that is a complete pussy bitch.
Who is the biggest bitch you know? Cub Jones
by Alanmilligan1 April 01, 2020
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Vanessa Jones

An athlete who will run for thousands of years just to escape Jason.
Chad: Check out that Vanessa Jones
Buggzy: I’m faster then her so she aint shheeeit
by TyeTheGuy75 September 18, 2019
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