green plum

Someone who talks out of their arse all the time and doesn't get the job done. People who have serious verbal diarrhea.

"that bloke is the biggest green plum"

by Crazy Boy 21 November 19, 2016

The Green Helicopter

When a female is on top during sexual intercourse and you spin her around until she pukes.

Last night Sarah came over and I hit her with the green helicopter.

by jefferyhoward2 June 25, 2021

Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

green hat

to people that cheat on by their boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife

MING: why u give me a green hat to wear
NISHA: Because ur poor and useless
MING: (SAD)

by MEOW喵 July 23, 2020

jakiesha greene

jakiesha is a hot girl, loves sports, and hates hoes

jakiesha greene is an sporty girl but hates when people get in her way.

by Morgan Amerson April 8, 2017

green meeting

A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.

Co-worker A: How was your meeting?

Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.

by K-Trailer December 2, 2010

Green Joe

boner

man i was rollin into the gym and i was rockin a mad green joe

by greenjoe June 9, 2010