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Jewish slap

To be slapped by a loctka
"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."
by AWD July 16, 2016
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jewish clamtrap

A women who unexpectedly asks for pay after intercourse.
Hey dude, that girl last night was a Jewish clamtrap, I wouldn't go for her man.
by Gell Lemons February 21, 2021
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jewish numaan

Jewish Numaan and his siblings Luqman, Kulsoom, Zainab and Yousaf migrated from Israel in 2008. His father Tanveer Mansha and his mother Farzana Khan both tried their best to make the marrige work despite being imbred brother and sister.
Yo that Jewish numaan is a paki init
by Mr Mansha March 9, 2022
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Jewish Shower

A jewish shower is a sex position in which two people allign in a reverse 69 position, and proceed to fart for as long as possible while in this position.

Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower
Hey bill, what did you and susie get up to last night?

Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...
by Jewlover88 August 8, 2021
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jewish driveby

when someone drags their ass along your entire body as if they were a dog dragging their butt along the ground.
dang she shit me with a Jewish driveby after sex bro it was awsome
by Garry mf winthorp August 21, 2020
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Step Jewish

When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)
“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”
by anonymous February 19, 2021
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Hot Jewish

When a man recites the Torah while giving a female a facial.
Joseph gave Sarah a Hot Jewish during Passover.
by Man dude guy May 3, 2023
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