quad wipe

When 4 girls when live in the same quad hook up with 4 guys that live in the same quad. At the same time. In the same room.
Wow that quad wipe was legendary.
by Chains April 19, 2022
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The Wipe Start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!
by BallzDeeeeeeeeep March 08, 2023
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Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”
by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020
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circle of wipe

The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.

Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
Oh man I brought this tasty sandwich to the shitter so I can enjoy a nice circle of wipe
by DirtyHairy June 17, 2015
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three wipe rule

Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.
Sorry I'm late I had a three wipe rule violation right before I left the house.
by hilarioyo August 25, 2021
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Team Wiped

When somebody gets knocked out by a person/group of people.
Betty: Damnnn Joe just got knocked out!

Nancy: Bro got team wiped.
by icethegoat24 August 03, 2024
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