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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.
That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
mugGet the Peanut Butter Monkey Tailmug.

Peanut Butter and Bitches

A word used when frustrated or angry.
"Hey Bob, someone stole yo dank."
"Aww Peanut Butter and Bitches!"
by Andr4w October 12, 2015
mugGet the Peanut Butter and Bitchesmug.
the more controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and jelly". it means that 2 things go perfect together.
Davey: dude, chips and mayo, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles.
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
mugGet the they go together like peanut butter and picklesmug.

peanut butter and jelly

An American Jihadist colloquial code term for explosives training.
the name peanut butter and jelly, from a secular standpoint, would make sense when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing. However, in a Jihad context, the FBI should learn what the term means.
by Sexydimma March 1, 2015
mugGet the peanut butter and jellymug.

chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms
by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023
mugGet the chunky peanut buttermug.

Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.
Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3
by sexygoose November 21, 2019
mugGet the Peanut Buttermug.

Peanut Butter Smelly

When a male has intercourse with someone in their asshole but their dick is covered in peanut butter. A play on peanut butter jelly.
bro i just got a peanut butter smelly. smelt good lowkey.
by escry February 21, 2024
mugGet the Peanut Butter Smellymug.

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