Natural Creases

What you call your fat rolls when you’re delusional about how fat you are.

Bullshit mutherfucker that’s not fat and I’m not sucking it in. It’s just my natural creases.

by Supersmallpenisman December 17, 2021

Norwegian Nature Show

When a guy from Norway grabs a bottle of wine by the neck like it is his penis.

Sin sure put on a good Norwegian Nature Show last night

by trashy menace April 11, 2022

Nature's Nutella

The creamiest and purest form of free range, non GMO, FDA approved organic Nutella. Commonly referred to as: shit.

My friend Cale loves his nature Nutella. Go send my homie some love.
Cale's Instagram: @calmrrsn.13

"I hear rumors that Cathy hasn't wiped in over a week. Gonna go get me some of that nature's Nutella".

by lilmidge April 19, 2022

nature bath

When one gets caught out in a rainstorm and ends up drenched—often due to a foolish action, such as being drunk or high.

Steve: What’s he doing?
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*

by Nickidewbear December 4, 2020

Nature's spoon

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups

You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.

by King Carb December 11, 2020

Natural

Real.

The bubbly girl wasn't natural. She tried too hard to be something she wasn't, an extrovert (from england or some other country/town she wasn't really from).

by Solid Mantis December 17, 2020

Natural

Real.

The bubbly girl tried too hard to be something she wasn't, an extrovert. She wasn't her natural self, and people knew it. There was already enough bullshit in people's everyday lives without them being fucked with, but her imitation of extroverts only added a bunch of pointless hype, drama, and conflict like a helicopter pouring kerosene on a wildfire thinking that would make things better. People could really do without her bullshit, whether they knew it or not.

by Solid Mantis December 17, 2020