A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
Get the like trying to nail jello to a catmug. by duudewersdf June 9, 2011
Get the nail fumug. Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024
Get the Brown Nailmug. when a guy holds his piss as long as he can then lays on his stomach and his girl fucks him with a strap on.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
Get the piss nailedmug. Nail polish (also known as nail varnish or nail enamel) is a lacquer that can be applied to the human fingernail or toenails to decorate and protect the nail plates. ... Nail polish consists of a mix of an organic polymer and several other components that give it colors and textures.
by happygirl474891 October 28, 2021
Get the Nail Polishmug. (vpt.) fucked very hard, quite probably with pleasurable pain, as the root “nail” would indicate. Some small injury may result.
“Jonas nailed me so hard last night that he tore my arse a bit. That nailing is gonna make it hard to shit for a few days.”
by Frozen Prevert October 18, 2024
Get the nailedmug. by The_definitioner_of_conditoner October 13, 2019
Get the Nice nailsmug.