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attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does
by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022
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Ask murderer

Someone who pronounces the word "ask" like "AXE".
My Ebonics professor at Howard University asked me several questions, speaking like an ask murderer.
by Sardine Poopchute September 4, 2024
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sonical murder

1: the act of ending anothers life by running the over

2: lyrical assasination
Yo! Have you heard Eminem's response track to MGK? Straight up sonical murder yo.
by Qad Nior January 1, 2023
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I don’t know. I heard this from a show and this shit is menacing. I’m guessing it means for horrible people that if you are a mass murderer, you are loyal to thousands of evil and masterminded beings. I don’t really know honestly lol.
When you kill somebody, just remember, “Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god….”
by Chaotic3546 October 11, 2023
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murder nonce

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
by ~hlumi January 22, 2018
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Murdered By Words

A phrase used to describe brutal, well-deserved comebacks.
Person 1: *Horrible, rude, evil comment*
Person 2: *Absolutely vicious putdown*

"Holy shit, bro just got murdered by words! Call the police!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 22, 2024
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It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered

Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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