mullet

Common hair follical arrangement in that of shortened trimmed hair in the front and long and loose in the back. Commonly worn by beings with no more than 2 teeth and no less that 12 brothers and sisters. Common food for these creatures is HogWallops, Feline Fettucini and Redman Full Leaf Chewing Tobacky.

"Hey... to hell with all you... Camaro's are cool."

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

MulletMan

a guy who sucks fagget cock and is a chodeblaster

"MulletMan, your such a fagget chodeblaster"

by Dilpo April 10, 2004

Mulligan

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool. Often identified by khaki pants tucked into Tony llama cowboy boots and the tendancy to carry a coozy and sunglasses depite there being no obvious need for such articles. Commonly found staring into space or using colloquial redneck vernacular in order to try and aquire street cred.

Hey man! Who is that Where's Waldo look alike in the mexican ranchero boots and croakies making love to that truck driver behind the dumpster over there?
Oh! Thats just Mulligan! 10-4

by Sandra Rader May 15, 2006

muller

when you stick your finger up someones anus

you just got mullerd by a chinese man with a big hand

by jjkhubbs May 29, 2010

mullet

All business in the front, and a party in the back

"Hundreds of 3 year old girls were raped by large men in tank tops with mullets."

by Goast February 23, 2003

mulling

skating street/flatland

taken from the name of pro skater rodney mullen
he is the most influential street skater

me: hey sol
lemme film you mulling

sol: ok ok

by past fatalaties May 21, 2006

perm mullet

A mullet that has been permed. See A.C. Slater and Mike Seaver.

A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.

by Kevin July 25, 2004