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sexy muffin

a muffiny person that is oh so sexy and yummy
i took a bath in the shower with a sexy muffin and we had a hot steamy romance
by sammi September 26, 2003
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muffin tops

when a fat person is wearing a way too small shirt and her fat hangs out of her shirt and over her belt.
"she has huge muffin tops."
by nick cash November 19, 2006
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Nigger Muffins

Challenging a persons outlandish / far-fetched story. Once challenged, story teller must respond to it right away. (No Nigger Muffins = True Story , Nigger Muffins = Lie/False Story)

If storyteller claims "No Nigger Muffins" and is found have lied intentionally, storyteller may be kicked in the scrotum by all who witnessed it (one kick per witness).
Drew, "The other day my boy got hit by a truck and lived!"
Ebo: "Nigger Muffins"
Drew; "No Nigger Muffins, however he is in a coma."
by A-Rotolo May 12, 2008
mugGet the Nigger Muffinsmug.

sex muffin

|seksˈməfən|
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.
"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."
by S.M.x2 January 9, 2010
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Fuck Muffin

A cute girl that is a real slut but not many people know it but get her in the right mood she is a freak!
by Iwouldknow August 11, 2009
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stud muffin

A guy or girl who is beautiful and sexy to the opposite sex. A stud muffin is usually extremely cute and cuddly, and is a lover not a fighter.
check him out! cole is such a stud muffin! i mean, he's SO smooth!
by why does everyone have my name? December 16, 2007
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breast muffin

The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.
After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.
by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005
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