National suck mommy milkers day 

National suck mummy milkers day... it's self-explanatory

On June 27th we will suck mummy milkers😫😫😫😏😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤

How are you today?
Good!Just ant to suckle on some tots.
WHAT!?!
Yea its National suck mommy milkers day!

National suck mommy milkers day by Sexy Ally 😫😫😫😫 June 21, 2021

dirty mommy 

ur mom but she hasnt showered in a while like u keep asking her to shower but shes like, "no i cant jason nash told me not to" and ur remebring that jason is ur superior and u cant say anything because of how god like he is

jason nash is so hot he said to be a dirty mommy

dirty mommy by ur dogs doodoo September 24, 2019

sucking my mommy dick 

sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.

step son;hey mommy

mom; wanna suck my dick

step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick

sucking my mommy dick by ik im weird March 1, 2022

Ur Mommy Gay 

You mom so gay that when she took a gay test she got the top score

Ur Mommy Gay lol 👊🏿

Ur Mommy Gay by s u c k m y d i c September 22, 2018

the mommy  

when your mother tells you to clean your room and you don't do it right so she goes after you and throws EVERYTHING down and now you have to clean up eveything

mommy:go clean that nasty ass room
child:i did
mommy:really??

mommy rushes into the room and does the mommy when she finds out that it is not cleaned properly

the mommy by mrs.burns December 22, 2008

Portable Mommy 

A companion amongst a group of friends who is always known to be the reasonable, caring, and responsible one during times of chaos. Always looking out for her friends, she is known to have that indestructable sholder to lean on and the patience of a statue.

Our Portable Mommy could be the designated driver.

Portable Mommy by wildxrose January 3, 2010

Auntie Mommy 

When your skank as sister and ex baby daddy get together and she acts like the mother of your child.

Auntie Mommy is coming to pick up pills.

Auntie Mommy by Missknowitall6969 November 26, 2016