chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!

guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’

by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021

Sour Milkshake

A Sour Milkshake is when you jerk off onto a sad girl.

My girlfriend was depressed last night so I gave her a sour milkshake.

by anonymous April 7, 2021

Milkshake

My milkshakes require the milk man!

My milkshakes bring them all to the yard!

Hide the secret recipe!

by Moonandstars June 9, 2021

Jackie chans forbidden milkshake

When a girl is upside down on ropes with her legs spread and gets a 10 inch dildo in her asshole then gets fisted down her vagina until she creams 3 times and then the guy sucks up the guice from her vagina and drinks it in a milkshake

Guy 1: me and my wife had a lovely Jackie chans forbidden milkshake last night
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys

by Ugly dogs June 17, 2021

California Milkshake

When one homosexual man bends over so his butthole is stretched wide, and two other homosexual men jack off into his butt hole and then take turns stirring it with their penises. Then they both drink the mixture.

Logan and I had the best California milkshake last night with Bryan.

by I <3 California May 12, 2021

trawberry milkshak

Trawberry milkshak is the one and only person who never gives up and their real name usually starts with a E, Trawberry milkshak usually like any shades of pink and like milkshakes. She has lots of friends and gets into trouble slot. Trawberry milkshak usually shows their inner self

Your such a trawberry milkshake!, Since when, trawberry milkshake?

by Lisa timms 1238 May 22, 2021

Leaky Milkshake

When a man is rendered unable to produce a sufficiently powerful ejaculation he may perform the leaky milkshake. As the man identifies the issue they are to walk around the room until their leaky load is sufficiently blown. Optionally, one or both parties may lick the soiled floor until properly cleansed.

After a few beers Josh realized his inability to finish the job. Post epiphany Josh triumphantly paraded around the round until the leaky milkshake had all been spilled. Afterwards, Janice began the process of cleaning Josh’s leaky milkshake.

by Leaky Josh August 24, 2024