public milk

When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.

for example:

"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"

"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"

by bdcb September 22, 2012

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Get the public milkmug.

milk doubt

Being unsure whether food spoilage has occurred or not. Does not have to be a milk product, but milk is so vulnerable that everything (including life!) starts from there, including expressions. Plus, its always hardest to tell whether milk products are actually bad.

I was looking at that feta, and I had some real milk doubt about it.

This pizza smells funky, so I'm feelin' some milk doubt.

I don't know, this salad dressing looks rancid, I am experiencing major milk doubt. What do you think?

by j-rated March 2, 2010

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