mental vasectomy

when you see something that is painful to a guys balls. and it hurts your mind.

did you see that guy get hit in the balls by an armadillo?" "yea.. i had a mental vasectomy

by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011

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Disabled Mentalism

Being disabled due to your mental state

Your disabled mentalism has gotten you quite stiff, hasn't it?
Why didn't you plant the bomb, is it because of your Disabled Mentalism?

by Kasrii June 19, 2018

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mental dwarf

Mental dwarf is a closed minded who thinks everybody else is an idiot.

He thinks his teacher is a mental dwarf for giving him low marks.

by UzeUrMind July 12, 2016

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Mental Sploosh

When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)

Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem

Me: No! Dont do it!

Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....

Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!

by Tucksta March 23, 2011

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Mental Cigaret

for those who dont smoke but still like to relax after sex

(AFTER SEX) man rolls over on back staring at the ceiling with a straight face.
woman says whats wrong?
mans says nothing takes a deep breath then speaks " Nothing Sweet Thang just smoking a mental cigaret"

by flamboyant21211144 April 7, 2011

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mental person

A derogatory name used by an uneducated person in their description of a person who seemingly suffers with Mental Health.

I.e

Psychosis/ Personality disorder/ Bipolar /Schizophrenia or any other undefined or undiagnosed seeming Mental Abnormality.

I'm trying to get the Fuck away from that Mental Person. They won't leave me alone. Fuck this. I'm off.

by Die Meister March 25, 2016

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