your mother is such a fucking gay bitch listen..
"hey mo-"
mom: "i dont give a shit cmere. lemme go force feed the fuck out of your face"
"hey mo-"
mom: "i dont give a shit cmere. lemme go force feed the fuck out of your face"
by crybaby..ashh May 22, 2021
Get the your mothermug. The definition of beauty. Big bak, Big tit. Pretty Face. I love her, and so should you. Mother of the Polish MC.
by Word creator lol February 26, 2019
Get the Koomz' Mothermug. The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.
by Professor Morelotek June 10, 2018
Get the Mother Penguinmug. The ex wife, mother of your children, who strongly believes she is the better parent. Her arrogance is due to idiocy, telling half a story to make herself appear great.
Oh yes darling, your Dad wasn’t interested in you, not like I was. He never took the time to teach you to drive because he was always out, at work. That’s why I taught you because I chose to be a stay at home mom. Just to be sure you weren’t ever neglected . Arrogant mother ? Me ?
by Bertie Dird December 9, 2018
Get the arrogant mothermug. Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?
by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022
Get the Your mother.mug. by BEARBEAR123 July 15, 2022
Get the mother tristamug. An 8 tentacled creature with a face of a cat. She hibernates from August till June and then in june releases the starbucks pink drink from her puss. She eats her children to survive and will have a second coming in september. BE READY!!!!!
by MotherPuss999 July 28, 2023
Get the Mother Pussmug.