Collared Liberal

A phrase used by the Alt-right to describe a person who refuses to give up leftist politics no matter how absurd or personally damaging.

"Karen is such a collared liberal. She disowned her son because he bought a gun."

by Slanger Wizard June 10, 2020

Liberal Sandwich

A threesome with two republican girls, and a left leaning male. Typically in between both of them this creating the "sandwhich"

Bruh Taylor and Samantha Liberal Sandwiched me last night after the debate, it was awesome!

by Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyi December 9, 2020

Liberal Love

Liberal love is when you tattletail or sell out your friend or someone you know for your own personal gain or to scapegoat your way out of a situation.

Ralph ate the last brownie it wasn't me.
Why did you fuck your friend over like that? I just gave him a little bit of liberal love. It was Trevor's idea to creep on the girls, I was only there because he told me I had to.

by Firebird777 January 14, 2021

Liberal Democrats

Who?

Person 1: "Does the name Tim Farron mean anything to you?"

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "Me neither."

Person 3: "Lots of weed and 16 year olds voting!"

Person 1: "ah... Now I remember"

Boris: "Jesus christ Nigel! Is that what I think it is?"

Nigel: "My God Boris! It's a one of those liberal democrats! I thought those things were extinct in Britain."

by A Sceptical Leftie October 28, 2017

Acute Liberalism

N. A malignant and inoperable condition characterized by the assumption that people are incapable of regulating their own productivity as well as demonstrating compassion for others; symptoms include latent cynicism, nauseating self-regard, and the utterly bogus, albeit throughly hypocritical, pretense that the afflicted are simply trying to "help others."

Oscar: Boy, that professor is a real PC Gestapo, eh?
Rob: Shit, yeah. Just another sign that rampant Acute Liberalism has taken hold of this place like a bad case of the clap.

See also wingnut, moonbat, closet fascist

by James Hoffa Lincoln June 17, 2016

liberal chungus

a big liberal with a large yapper who won't shut the hell up

That liberal chungus was all up in my bungus about some humongous fungus in the shape of a rhombus over at Fonda's

by johnaldmarston June 17, 2023

Liberal Aggression

The aggression that derives from new, liberal ideas being advocated or already in law.

Gabriel: Edward, what do you think about alien adoption?
Edward: Dude, that triggers my liberal aggression, we do not know if the aliens are as civilised as we are. Just let the government do all the experiments not us. We are innocent.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 13, 2020