The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.

phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*

by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

Primrose Kitten

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.

IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.

"oh it's a primrose kitten paper... *SLAMS HEAD ON DESK*"

by H@nnah November 17, 2024

kittenize

to make someone your “little kitten”. otherwise known as nick tina and aiden frydman.

“aidan is so kittenized bro”

by aphoticasf November 12, 2023

Shitin Kittens

Acting overly excited and all worked up over something trivial.

Bob is shitin kittens waiting for the UPS truck to get here.

by j3ffr3y69 October 14, 2009

Kitten jojo

Kitten jojo is the most meaningful and wholesome person in the whole world. They can change your bad mood in 2 seconds. Everything jojo does is just wonderful, its a shame not getting to know them. Hand in marriage jojo pls, Everyday is something 2 enjoy with them. They are the person that youd need 4life. Their love is so affectionate youd drown. Their look is so beautiful ud blind yourself. Their personality matches yours so well its amazing. They know when to be serious, happy and sympathic. You should forever love them they're literally the best. You can tell them a secret and talk shit abt anyone, they would keep it a secret. Joline you're the one that deserves the entire world, you make me so happy everyday please never leave me.

I love you so much, my beloved Kitten jojo

from your bestfriend, noen

by kaitoslover June 1, 2022

Kittens

Cute little demons that will scratch at you it won’t hurt but once they get older their crazy demons

The cute kittens meowed and struggled to get out of my grasp

by Dead ☠️ November 9, 2021

Mandatory kitten

When youve spent all day defiling your enemies and stop to watch owlkitty

After 3 ajudacative fatal mistakes by the seniors home applicant we need a mandatory kitten to destress

by Cody5050 January 15, 2023