Juan

Very nice and has a big thing

imma smash juan

by AimAssistOSaurus October 26, 2022

plus Juan

n. Extra person included on a Mexican wedding invitation.

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Have you met Kara? She’s my plus Juan tonight.

En tus suenos gringo.

by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

Juan Star

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass”
“That’s Juan Star lmao”

by Juan Star November 16, 2022

Juan

Going 0-7 in a baseball game - a real choke!

Budney came up to bat in the 9th hoping for a hit. He was already 0-6 and didn’t want to pull a Juan!

by Rocking Ruby November 23, 2022

Juan

My name is lamaugh Whyte and i love to ride Juan's dick it's extremely and it makes my booty hole I love u Juan

let me fuck u juan

by let me suck your dick juan November 26, 2022

Wuji Juan

Wuji Juan(乌鸡卷) is a kind of sliced luncheon meat which is made of Wuji(乌鸡) meat.
Wuji: a kind of special chicken species origined from China and it is famous for its darker color meat. It is believed this kind of meat is much more flavoured and contains more nutritions than average chicken.

Hey, wanna add some sliced beef and Wuji Juan in your hot pot?

by Link_night November 28, 2022

Juan

Juan is one of the sweetest people out there, but it is only because he knows whatit feels like to be mistreated and hurt. He has the brightest smile and a incredibly contagious laugh.

Juan is an amazing boyfriend who would protect his significant other with his life. Juan is also a great friend and tries to keep everyone happy.

Hey look Juan got his girlfriend earrings, isn't he a sweetheart.

by Bearlover14/12 April 25, 2022