Jonathan Hitlerson

A tall ass jewish nigger who licks his two mothers penises. tends to pick up pennies off the ground and had his whole family gassed to death though he was too ugly for the guards to look at.

- Fuck you nigga
- Fuck you too you Jonathan Hitlerson!

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

Jonathan Finlay

Jonathan Finlay is nice guy who loves Jesus and his family , Jonathan Finlay is the kinda guy who knows a lot of people but only has one close friend , his love life is simple he’s probably liked the same girl for like 5 years or so

Jonathan Finlay is hot

by YEETTTTTT February 11, 2019

jonathan lee

He is a game master, worship master, and the smartest person in the world. He will soon take over the world with his singing and playing ability. A famous quote by Jonathan Lee is, "I’m not off key I’m just harmonizing."

Try to be Jonathan Lee

by BURPY123 March 4, 2019

Jonathan Hayes

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.

by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019

Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!

People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.

by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019

Jonathan Camacho

Chill dude could get hyper from time to time. When he’s around people he doesn’t know he doesn’t really say much. There normally gods at everything they do. Lets not even mention how great lovers they are

Oh my Jonathan Camacho i need you in my life

by Anymous User 123 June 1, 2020

Jonathan huff

Has a very small dić* limited to a Luh bit of stufff can’t do a lot with his small “Di**”

Jonathan huff is limited to a Luh bit of stuff

by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020