Jonas

Definitely the best looking boyfriend a girl could have. Very muscular, handsome, nice character and a great sense of humor.
He is also very intelligent and knows how to deal with problems.
And about this rumors about the short dick he's showing on younow: They aren't true. The were written by a jealous Peter who lost his girlfriend because of Jonas.

Girl 1: Hey, I finally have a boyfriend!
Girl 2: What's his name?
Girl 1: Jonas!
Girl 2: Oh this awesome guy?! Oh I'm so jealous on you!

by Steakhamburger January 2, 2017

Jona

Doing a Jona, is when someone older is dating a younger person. The point at which it is not illegal but not right.

J: Ooh I am going to the disco tonight
S: Oh really?
J: Yep
S: Dont do a Jona!!!
J: Hahahah I won't

by bigbootydownlatinas August 14, 2023

Jonas

the sexiest guy alive and Has the biggest cock and knows how to fuck

Girl: Omg jonas fucked me soo good I still can”t use my legs

by theonenonlyjesuschrist January 4, 2025

Jonas

Jonas is in love with chips and he will do everything for chips

Oh he eat a lot of chips
That is not a lot cause he is a jonas

by Viggoboii November 5, 2019

Jonas

Jonas is a handsome gentle young man who everyone knows and can talk to in class.
He is a funny guy and is easy to talk to because of his ability to listen really well.
He might be hard on himself but he's alone on that part.

I refuse to believe he's straight *-*

Yeah definitely gay…

He’s at least Bi…

Memes is his way of communicating

Known among the homies

sus *Among-us music starts playing*

Some guy: Hi there Jonas! How are you?
Jonas: I want to f you
Guy: What?

Jonas: No homo
...
*Starts making out*

by IDontKnowWhatToDoWithMyLife:( January 6, 2022

Jona

The tough one. A strong independent woman who face a lot of trials in life but never gave up. A cold hearted girl but warms up immediately when it comes to people near her heart.

Jona- stone cold person with a warm heart

by Simply great November 23, 2021

Jonas

Fuck you Raptor ik u tried to flex that u got good shit on here

*Raptor - yoo dude it says that jonas is a gift from god

*me - stfu :nerd:

by Xd_Chocymilkman July 30, 2022