Jet

A person someone focusses on to avoid ongoing problems in his or her life. A Jet gives someone a reason to temporarily forget about their ongoing misery, usually through a sexual relationship.

"I heard he has been fired twice in the last 3 months?"
"Yes, and he has not been to a single job interview due to this Jet he's been seeing."

by OVLWO November 14, 2023

Jet up

A phrase used by prissy white boys trying to sound cool about vaping, when in reality they’re just talking about hitting a suorin a couple times in a parking lot and sucking eachother off afterwards.

“Hey, anyone wanna jet up?”

by jmabrl January 1, 2018

that's how the jets lag

A modern interpretation of c'est la vie and shit happens.

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag

by poka_face July 13, 2025

jet

everyone's favourite guy ever. a guy that no woman can get over even after three years. a guy that would change anything for you, a guy that will treat you right, a guy that never takes more than 3 minutes to reply, a guy that you constantly think about everyday even when you "dont like him anymore" , a guy you cry about and lastly a guy that's handsome. No other guy will ever beat jet and his charms. if you ever meet a guy named jet, you're very fortunate, treat him well.

"We Love Jet"

by i like your cut G July 29, 2023

Jet

is another word for killing someone

Bro im about to Jet this mf

by Imanangelchild March 8, 2022

jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

by bohemianchild November 2, 2012

Jet

Jet is a very attractive man who is always willing to help others. He is tall and wears glasses. He's shy and a bit held back but he's an awesome guy who's super fun once you get to know him. He has a secret lover a year younger than him but too dumb to realize how awesome the person is. Get your shit together Jet. He is hardworking and honest and never fails to make you laugh.

“Jet you need to open your eyes and notice people around you”

“Jet will you go to the movies with me?”

by The person you never noticed May 1, 2022