Jefferson Ligma

Jefferson Ligma is a soccer/football player for Bournemouth and the Sugandese national team. His playing career began with FC Bofa in his home country, before moving to Updog Town in League One. Along with strike partner Su Con, he played a key role in earning Updog Town promotion to the Championship, scoring 12 goals. Thanks to this performance, club manager Carlos Ridon paid a club record 23 million pounds for him.

Commentator: And Su Con passes to Jefferson Ligma, who gives it over to Ben Dover, who crosses it back for Ligma, and HE SCORES!

by czechhcezc August 19, 2018

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by Flabergasta August 21, 2018

jeff'd

After touching a person of the same sex inappropriately , respond with "my name is Jeff".

I was away the weekend and got totally Jeff'd.

Whats wrong with him, he got jeff'd the weekend

by SuperFRV November 9, 2018

Jeff the chat support agent

A really great guy with a creepy stalker named rico who won’t stop trolling him but he’s cool with it because Jeff is immune to trolls

Person A: Hey you know Jeff the chat support agent blocked me
Person B: it’s because you don’t talk to him like I do
Person A: if Jeff the chat support agent doesn’t answer me I’m gonna give him the dirty anna

by JeffTheChatSupportAgent’sBff February 27, 2019

Jeff

That bloke u talk to on this

#jeffsalegend #yupjeff

by Fathead98 April 29, 2019

Jaffa

Someone who doesn’t take part in biscuit society debates

You didn’t take part in last weeks biscuit society debate? What are you some kind of filthy Jaffa?

by Crumb Dumpster June 28, 2019

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Jaffa is a type of PS4 player who can talk to any gender and make them feel horny. If u meet a Jaffa cake face in real life u will be scared! He will eat your asshole and your liver but it’s okay he will give them back also Jaffa’s are usually nazi’s with a moustache and grey dreads like a div 10 pro clubs striker who is also 5’5 and fast as fuck

Aidan: where’s Jaffa_cake_face2
Sam: in someone’s ass probably

Mitchell: lol no way

Aidan: ouch

Both Sam and Mitchell: haha Jaffa is up ur ass

by Big boy 40 June 29, 2019