Something that is impossible. Like how everyone says 'Nothing' is impossible ". Therefore nothing is something that is impossible.
by JustYourLocalHuman July 28, 2020
Get the Nothingmug. In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
Get the Offended by Nothingmug. 
If the hit song 'Money for nothing' by prolific rock group Dire Straits is played at a function, event or gathering, guests are required to shotgun a beverage before the intro of the song concludes. If no cans are available, guests must finish the remainder of their current drink in a timely manner.
The 'Money for nothing' effect
noun
1. A Phenomenon caused when the song 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straits is played at a gathering and results in guests finishing their beverage and/or shotgunning a full can of beverage.
Example:
*intro of Money for Nothing plays in the background at a function*
GUEST 1: "oh shit, it's the Money for Nothing Effect."
GUEST 2: *Pierces a fresh tin of lager with a car key and prepares to shotgun the beverage*
GUEST 1: "Make sure to wait for the guitar riff to come in!"
noun
1. A Phenomenon caused when the song 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straits is played at a gathering and results in guests finishing their beverage and/or shotgunning a full can of beverage.
Example:
*intro of Money for Nothing plays in the background at a function*
GUEST 1: "oh shit, it's the Money for Nothing Effect."
GUEST 2: *Pierces a fresh tin of lager with a car key and prepares to shotgun the beverage*
GUEST 1: "Make sure to wait for the guitar riff to come in!"
by Downtempo Dan August 23, 2023
Get the The 'Money for nothing' effectmug. Today the music that can get much better will as long as NOTHING BUTT B.P.M. is the serving to your ears and rears.
NOTHING BUTT B.P.M. as SHIT does the job at BEATS PER MINUTE of your THIRD HAND TICK TOCK.
SAY 100 THE 69 (169) WORD ( 296) SHIT (416) :MASTER OF COIN ; while NOTHING BUTT B.P.M. STEVE PRICE spun as my good friend at HAWKS GYM & SPA taught me quite well LET'S LOVE came out shining perfectly as one of the most incredible ELECTRONIC DANCE ever written and right now I am in my BED doing this thinking about SIA AND DAVID GUETTA which incidentally really out did themselves with BED.
NOTHING (240) BUTT (380) B.P.M. (524)...BEATS (135) PER(219) MINUTE(415)
NOTHING BUTT B.P.M. as SHIT does the job at BEATS PER MINUTE of your THIRD HAND TICK TOCK.
SAY 100 THE 69 (169) WORD ( 296) SHIT (416) :MASTER OF COIN ; while NOTHING BUTT B.P.M. STEVE PRICE spun as my good friend at HAWKS GYM & SPA taught me quite well LET'S LOVE came out shining perfectly as one of the most incredible ELECTRONIC DANCE ever written and right now I am in my BED doing this thinking about SIA AND DAVID GUETTA which incidentally really out did themselves with BED.
NOTHING (240) BUTT (380) B.P.M. (524)...BEATS (135) PER(219) MINUTE(415)
by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 30, 2021
Get the NOTHING BUTT B.P.M.mug. 
by Mike Whittaked May 6, 2025
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