money pouch

A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say money pouch you have to 2 step and say "oh shit"

In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Crickets)

by Calooch March 4, 2008

Diaper Money

Compensation from tax returns, assistance programs or any other unconventional form of income used to purchase the bare necessities - such as diapers for the babies.

Josh: Hey bae, the house smells so much cleaner!
Mavel: I know right?! Poor Josh Jr. had to wait two weeks before the diaper money finally came in the mail!

by Mommy's Little Helper November 19, 2016

Money Grows

My negros.

While pointing at some trees, say in the most stereotypical Southern accent:

"Money grows on trees."

Whoa whoa hol' up the fuck u just said, nigga?

by Arnold Schwarze Nigger June 30, 2022

Cop money

One who seeks sexual relations with law enforcement to gain favor, personal advancement or access to further a career or studies. A person sexually attracted the power of the uniform, constructs of justice and badge, does not see officer as a person.

See also Holster Whore cop whore

That A. J. major has been on more ride alongs then classes this week, I bet Cop Money.

J spends a lot of time volunteering should move though the ranks quickly since becoming Cop Money.

The dispatcher was laid off for being cop money.

by misogynyisuglyonucollegegirl November 9, 2013

money damp

When you don't classify as extremely rich but have enough money to be a bawler!

I ain't no millionaire but my money damp so I still get what I want!

by Kuurt July 22, 2016

Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.

Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."

by guysm1ley April 17, 2023

Street money

Small amount of money. Mostly coins and small notes that are often left laying in the street.

Person A: That looks so expensive!

Person B: Nah, only street money.

by Itoldyouso March 26, 2021