a male pouring beans over his own genitals while masturbating
also you can swop the word for nearly anything
e.g. a cup of tea, hot oil, tears (also known as a cry wank)
also you can swop the word for nearly anything
e.g. a cup of tea, hot oil, tears (also known as a cry wank)
by biggaydaverave April 24, 2008
I was alone in the elevator, so I decided to drop one super stinky bean bomb right then and there, so I would not offend anyone nor embarrass myself. Right then, the elevator stopped, and that super foxy chick I've been wanting to ask out appeared as the door slid open. She smiled invitingly. Then the looks of suprise, repulsion and disgust quickly washed across her face. "GROSS!", she yelled, as she turned around and jogged towards the elevator down the hall.
by Jeff Artist December 08, 2006
cash crop of the ukraine. named after the army of badads that were ousted during the 15th century. these beans were grown by Czar Badadio III.
badad beans make a snapping noise when cracked open. paranoid ukrainians say that the Czar put a spell to imitate the torturing snap done by the badads. however, anyone with any intelligence realizes that snapping is the sound a normal bean makes so the paranoya theory is flawed. many ukrainians still belive in it today.
badad beans make a snapping noise when cracked open. paranoid ukrainians say that the Czar put a spell to imitate the torturing snap done by the badads. however, anyone with any intelligence realizes that snapping is the sound a normal bean makes so the paranoya theory is flawed. many ukrainians still belive in it today.
by Andrew Costello April 27, 2004
by Tête-à-tête twist April 05, 2018
A nick name for possibly the most awesome girl you could ever meet. Jilly Bean is always there for her friends, whether they need money or a hug. She will give you the shirt off her back.
by Crozby June 13, 2008
A synonym mainly used when words like cool, sweet, awesome, splendid, amazing, delightful, hell yeah, etc. get old.
by Rosemary February 25, 2004
That annoying person you cant really engage with who is a bit low on social intellegence. Usually a work collegue who likes to tell you meaningless stuff you don't care about. Cause to you they are a mung bean.
They kind of just sit there on the salad to add bulk, but no real substance. Sure they are okay, but they don't do much for you, and you don't usually seek out to put it on your salad. They aren't even that tasty. It is just a mung bean.
They kind of just sit there on the salad to add bulk, but no real substance. Sure they are okay, but they don't do much for you, and you don't usually seek out to put it on your salad. They aren't even that tasty. It is just a mung bean.
Who is your mung bean at work?
Rachel is. I have nothing in common with her and she sits at my desk for half an hour telling me about her weekend and giggling.
Rachel is. I have nothing in common with her and she sits at my desk for half an hour telling me about her weekend and giggling.
by oracleoflife March 14, 2010