by BenBowen27 March 20, 2018
Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.
Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
by Slapping Theresa October 15, 2012
"doctor what's wrong with me? i'm just so sad after bamboozle and miss cobra starship, fall out boy, and moshing."
"you've been diagnosed with post-bamboozle."
"is there a cure?"
"wait 'til next year's bamboozle or go to the warped tour."
"you've been diagnosed with post-bamboozle."
"is there a cure?"
"wait 'til next year's bamboozle or go to the warped tour."
by imissit. May 17, 2009
A public social media post shared with the intention for one specific person to see. Often shared to either get a reaction/response, for stories/snaps to see if someone is lurking you, or testing if they muted/are ignoring you. Often occurring in situationships, bad break ups, ghosting and orbiting, unrequited love, or intense crushes based on a fantasy version of that person in your head.
(Put down the phone love, remove them as a follow and move on. You deserve better)
(Put down the phone love, remove them as a follow and move on. You deserve better)
"stop checking who viewed your story" "I can't it's a Gatsby, I'm trying to see if my ex has viewed it or if he muted me"
"hey do you think is selfie is hot enough? I'm Gatsby Posting - shooting my shot by giving Tony a chance to fire emoji react o it but it has to be hot enough because if he only views it and doesn't react I will just DIE"
"hey do you think is selfie is hot enough? I'm Gatsby Posting - shooting my shot by giving Tony a chance to fire emoji react o it but it has to be hot enough because if he only views it and doesn't react I will just DIE"
by cumoneileen April 05, 2022
Post-fall is the term used by Sherlock fans to tell you that whatever you are talking about happened after Sherlock jumped off the hospital. Often used in fanfiction.
Pre-fall means before the fall.
Pre-fall means before the fall.
by LockedIn221B February 21, 2014
n. A verbal utterance, typically used as a memory trigger, and most often mistaken by someone within ear shot as conversation.
n. A statement or partial statement spoken aloud to yourself.
n. A statement or partial statement spoken aloud to yourself.
by Mj0424 October 19, 2010
The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.
by BigB0bby69 June 10, 2017