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IDIOT, n.

A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
The sea of idiots is vast indeed.
by Ambrose Bierce April 9, 2004
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idiot math

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.
P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
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fucking idiot

Someone who uses discord marriage bot thinking it’s funny or something
Woe, look at this fucking idiot who thinks discord bots are funny
by Smishy panda February 3, 2021
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relative idiot

A person who has different knowledge compared to a reference person.
I feel like an relative idiot when I speak with my sister.
by A relative idiot May 20, 2021
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Worldstar Idiot

Someone who is a huge idiot, so much so that it makes them a Worldstar Idiot. They are snobby, rude, and have no respect for themselves or others.
Jared: “That dude is such a jerk!”
Lin: “Yeah! He’s more than that though.. he’s like a worldstar idiot!”

Jared: “Lmao, yeah.”
by Xx.Ammie.xX May 3, 2021
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american idiot

by Jedi Master May 13, 2005
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idiot

by sexybabe221 November 17, 2010
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