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I like you for who you are

i'll let you fuck me because you're rich
rich old guy: "hey young girl wanna date me?"
Macauly Culkin: "yes i like you for who you are"
by obi wan kefucktard June 1, 2004
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I love you

When you say this to a boy, means you’ve caught feelings for a fuckboy again and you’re doomed. You now love them and will let them do anything they want to you. For example: use you for head, sex and then fuck you off. Once these three words have been said your downhill spiral of unfortunate events now begins. You cannot stop thinking about them even when they’re playing ps4 and ignoring you. You have now fallen and I can tell you that is shit. Your life now ends.
You: “I love you
Fuckboy: “can you just suck my dick
by Dumbbitch101fam July 19, 2019
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i heard you weren't sure

An uncommon inquiry to sexual orientation identity issues.
christian crowley: i'm not gonna lie kid, i heard you weren't sure.
by CrucifyThis May 2, 2005
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I love you to the moon and back

A clumsy bogan phrase used by Facebook Mums and Daughters to express a quantum of love as a measurement of distance. Has become considerably more popular in recent years (source: Google Trends)
'happy bday to my darling husband colin i love you to the moon and back xxx'
by Sassyplease November 11, 2014
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i wish you were a derivative

The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.
I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
by Nick Shatan April 11, 2007
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I Love You Way More

I love you way more means Nate loves Lisa Way More than she could ever imagine!

Me: I love you Lisa
Her: I love you more
Me: That's not possible
Her: Yes it is
Me: Nope it says it in the urban dictionary
by Bige5555 January 11, 2017
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I hate you, let's do it.

This is a particular type of plotline, well-liked by many. In this plotline, several things must be true.

There needs to be at least two characters.
The characters must love each other, or be planned to love each other.

Once these simple tasks are accomplished, you can continue with your plot.

The characters get into a fight or other emotional even that might degrade their relationship, hence the "I hate you," part.
Ad-lib as much as you'd like between this and the "let's do it," part.
You can take the "let's do it" part literally, or take it to a nicer level with them simply being friends/mates/whatever they were in the beginning or anywhere in between.
Hey Jimmy. What're you writing?
Oh, it's and "I hate you, let's do it."
Awesome, hope it turns out well.
It is already, thanks!
by LightningGlove September 20, 2010
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