A sex act first proposed by Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. He suggested that it would involve moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, but left the rest up to users of the internet.
Canada's history is performed by pressing moose antlers into a woman's vagina and rubbing it with them for initial stimulation. After about three minutes, the maple syrup is applied as a lubricant (WARNING: this is not advised). The two people engage in sexual intercourse in whichever position they like. When the man reaches a climax, he ejaculates into the Stanley Cup and the woman drinks the semen from the cup.
There are surely other, much more depraved versions of Canada's History, but this is the basic version.
Canada's history is performed by pressing moose antlers into a woman's vagina and rubbing it with them for initial stimulation. After about three minutes, the maple syrup is applied as a lubricant (WARNING: this is not advised). The two people engage in sexual intercourse in whichever position they like. When the man reaches a climax, he ejaculates into the Stanley Cup and the woman drinks the semen from the cup.
There are surely other, much more depraved versions of Canada's History, but this is the basic version.
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George W: I seem to have misplaced my
maple syrup, have you seen it Cheney?
Cheyney: Fo sho! Ize smashing on Condelleeza last night. I made her wear some antlers while I tagged it from behind. I was bout to bust my fat-ass nut in that sweet ass but was running outta lube so I poured some maple syrup on it. That's when that bitch gobbled it all up like a stack of pancakes! I was all like "damn bitch I'm gonna cum" but what came out was "oh Canada!" cause I was so pussy drunk that I couldn't remember that hoe's name. I pulled out and finished off in the Stanley Cup and mixed that shit wit some drank and got my lean on-
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Cheyney: Ya, When I see yo mom's face, I
don't wanna 9/11 it, I wanna pull a Canada's History on that shit cuz maple syrup goes hard!
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maple syrup, have you seen it Cheney?
Cheyney: Fo sho! Ize smashing on Condelleeza last night. I made her wear some antlers while I tagged it from behind. I was bout to bust my fat-ass nut in that sweet ass but was running outta lube so I poured some maple syrup on it. That's when that bitch gobbled it all up like a stack of pancakes! I was all like "damn bitch I'm gonna cum" but what came out was "oh Canada!" cause I was so pussy drunk that I couldn't remember that hoe's name. I pulled out and finished off in the Stanley Cup and mixed that shit wit some drank and got my lean on-
George W: Oh snap! That sounds like Canada's History my nizz!
Cheyney: Ya, When I see yo mom's face, I
don't wanna 9/11 it, I wanna pull a Canada's History on that shit cuz maple syrup goes hard!
T-Pain (autotuned): Oh Canada, muthafuckaaaaa, muthafuckaaarrrrrrrr!
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