Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.

I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.

by chadd33 January 22, 2022

Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 19, 2020

hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.

Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!

by mmcclluurree.jj December 05, 2013

Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.

That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.

by Olive989 March 26, 2023

hooker hotel

A hooker hotel is a term coined by ladypseudonym, describing a low-budget roadside hotel, that is typically shitty and has no rules/class, or a last resort.

Person 1: Where are you staying?
Person 2: In that goddamned hooker hotel, motel 6.

by 68kill April 22, 2020

EAT HOOKERS

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“How can I get good at heavy from tf2?” “ EAT HOOKERS BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK”

by RedMaskGames March 05, 2024

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019