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Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees
Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine
by JAYmist January 21, 2019
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Post-Hooker

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21
Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO
by backupwaffles April 29, 2021
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HOOKER

HOOOO HOOOOO KERRRRR
THANKS MADAMS NOW WE CAN"T EVEN GET HOOOKERS NOWADAYS HOOKER
by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025
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Neo-Hooker

Gen Z Females who try to show off their buts on social media.
Him: You’re such a neo-hooker!
Her: ;-;
by Shashumga Boye MCKing December 21, 2020
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Man hooker

A guy who fucks a lot of girls
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bar-hooker

Someone who sits at bars and engages in conversation in order to gain more sales of beer in a bar.
Oh hes got great conversation and entertaining and before you know they drank 6 pale ales just listening to him what a bar-hooker.
by burslem December 24, 2021
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Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child
Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016
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