hooker diet

(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.

“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”

“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 04, 2023

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 17, 2024

Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.

I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.

by chadd33 January 22, 2022

Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 19, 2020

The Hooker Special

A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.

I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today

by NotDoneYet January 05, 2025

that's so hooker

something whether that be an action, or behaviour or look that is beyond amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll

*guy pee's into a fabulous purse in the corner*
that's so hooker.
that is so hooker

by the hooker on church st. corne January 30, 2011

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019