Stinky Hobo Vomit Trash-Can

A person who refuse to shut up while constantly complains about problems and spurns the answer as there rancid breath blows in your face.

Anna is such a stinky hobo vomit trash-can, I wish she would just go away and learn proper hygiene.

by VynilAngel December 13, 2018

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

hobo nickels

Items owned by a homeless person, usually so worthless or used they're valued at a nickel no more.

Craig just bought out a new storage locker last Friday. Too bad it had nothing but hobo nickels, now he has to dump run.

by DomesticFlatulence September 11, 2021

Freaking Hobo

Freaking hobo is when you replace it "you f**king bi**h" in a nicer way but you still think the person you are calling are dumbasses. Also is when you want to tell someone they look like hobos.

Subject 1: Hey um what if we climb to the top of the tree and jump to the edge of the water

Subject 2: You freaking hobo i wish you could do it and die.
The GIF BELOW REPRESENTS A FREAKING HOBO

by susguy27999 November 13, 2020

hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.

Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.

by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020

Hobo

someone who tries to win at every imessage game just to make themselves feel a little less homeless

"hey man, you really need to stop playing imessage games man." "why man I don't have a house? I am a hobo"

by Keepingthingsreal September 12, 2019

Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 15, 2020