A beard grown by a Hipster, generally grown with the intent of..
A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair
B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face
C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.
A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair
B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face
C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.
Man #1 - Hey did you view Kevin's new Hipster Beard?
Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery
Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug
Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery
Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug
by VocalWallflower. August 18, 2009
Get the Hipster Beardmug. Everything that magically attracts hipsters. The newest unknown indie band, your grandma’s clothes, your self-assembled fixie, and so on. Hipster Gold – Hipster Sold.
by T–Roy May 12, 2013
Get the Hipster Goldmug. Extremely tight skinny jeans for both sexes, worn without undergarments for a smooth look. Usually so tight that sitting down is not easy.
Take Levi's 510 jeans, 1 or 2 sizes too small, and shrink more by washing. You now have hipster jeans. Good luck getting them on.
by exhipster December 29, 2013
Get the hipster jeansmug. A subset of hipster (that does not believe they are hipster) that dresses in REI clothes. Eschewing cigarette pants, fedoras, and veganism, REI hipsters dress in SmartWool tops, Marmot jackets, and jeans, chowing down on the finest bison jerky to fuel their Markleeville Death Ride attempt.
by BarracudaSlayer March 1, 2017
Get the REI Hipstermug. 1: Holy shit, my new padlock on my ear gauge is really giving me the case of hipster's ear.
2: You should consult a therapist.
2: You should consult a therapist.
by agninaoakz September 20, 2014
Get the hipster's earmug. an expression native to the westcoast of BC used to describe the confusion that arises when you can't tell if someone has spent a lot of money and time, trying to achieve the..."I-just-woke-up-this-morning-and-rolled-out-of-bed-and-didn't-even-look-in-the-mirror look or literally doesn't have a home.
Walking down the street with your girlfriends....
"Hey, check out that dude up there."
"Hm I dunno, homeless or hipster?"
"Oh shit, totally homeless!"
"Hey, check out that dude up there."
"Hm I dunno, homeless or hipster?"
"Oh shit, totally homeless!"
by anthropology217 February 19, 2012
Get the homeless or hipstermug. 1) One's goal shalt always be in contradiction with one's actions (the Irony Law). The is the foundation of all ye hipsterism, and the law that binds all other laws.
2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.
2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.
2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
Ye Application of The Laws of Hipsterism:
#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.
(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)
#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!
(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)
Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.
(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)
#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.
Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!
Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?
Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.
Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.
Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.
(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)
#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!
(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)
Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.
(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)
#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.
Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!
Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?
Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.
Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.
Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
by smellls November 6, 2011
Get the The Laws of Hipsterismmug.