Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.

Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.

by McDude Burger August 9, 2019

Sad Hinger

User of the dating app Hinge. He clearly has plenty of reasons not to want to be on the app but chooses to match with people anyway, message passively giving hints to the state of his troubled soul then stop messaging abruptly scarring your self esteem.

You’re not another sad hinger, are you?

by Cri410 August 23, 2019

ovary hanger

A roll that hangs over the vagina blocking access to the ovaries.

“Omg Patricia has an ovary hanger”

by Fish Lips. November 15, 2019

daniel haines

A beautiful specimen of a man any girl could fall in love with him

"Hey look it's daniel Haines"
"What a legend"

by Ye_boi_big_daddy November 21, 2019

Brady Haines

I jackass who is pissing me off.

Brady Haines lives at 1305 majestic woods grand Island New York.

by ]}%^+=+>|\{% December 16, 2019

Brady Haines

A jackass

Brady Haines lives at 1305 majestic woods.

by ]}%^+=+>|\{% December 16, 2019

Aimee Haines

A very sarcastic person who laughs at 69 and every other dirty jokes. Links feet with everyone she can and asks everyone if they wanna fight ( don’t fight her because she will beat you 😂). She will attack if you call her short, leave light switches on or touch her ears. She is very pretty but won’t admit it .

“YOU WANNA FIGHT”
Gary says “ don’t be such an Aimee Haines

by baguette boiiiii January 30, 2020