Grass

Something you should touch.

Jerry: LET'S FUCKING GO I GOT A 15 KILL STREAK ON CS:GO!

Liam: Dude, go touch some fucking grass.

by Renewings November 11, 2021

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019

The Grass

extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration,.

Jeff s definitely the grass.

by Keeffe November 13, 2024

grass#0326

A fucking person who has no fucking sense of self. He jokes around non-existent jokes and even fucking jacks himself off when doing so.

grass#0326 is a fucking bitch.

by kryf_ April 24, 2023

Grass

Look outside. It's the green stuff on the ground.

Sometimes, I go outside, eat grass and moo

by Bridgeon May 17, 2023

Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home

His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.

by GG1000 April 9, 2022

grass thoughts

Basically when you fell in love whom u know u won't get and simply waste time thinking abt the person, you r said to be experiencing grass thoughts

Hey man, yesterday my brain went to graze on grass
I am experiencing grass thoughts, so please scold me so that I can come back to real life

by Golden_CyborgGG December 21, 2023