by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024
by goon maxer November 21, 2024
To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)
by Melissa Shariah O'Dell October 30, 2024
the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.
person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"
the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"
the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
by GoonMethod October 25, 2017
by GoonPisser April 26, 2024
by Mr gerbud is gay January 24, 2025
Dominican Flicker Gooning is the act of watching Sanky Panky movies while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Rafael Trujillo and using freshly made mangu with salami and queso frito. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Mamaguevo" and "El Diablo" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 27-degree angle (representing the day of Dominican Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
Me and my buddies had a gooning session the other day. We tried out Dominican Flicker Gooning in order to be inclusive to other cultures. We did it to Don Pollo videos. His videos regarding "salsa picante" really did it for me!
by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024