Watsky Raps Even Faster

O hai this guy right here
Credit to Reddit
You bet ill never forget im forever indebted
And Ellen for getting the cougars to check it
It's too good to take and so I'm gonna go
Dry my tears
Gonna meet up at a 7 eleven
To pick up a dank doughnut pack
I look at myself in the glass and go, "Oh what"

Watsky Raps Even Faster is an 8 year old video

by HalloDeutschland September 26, 2021

fusker

it DOES have a meaning... I'm just not entirely sure what it is yet. Something to do with porn, possibly.

Fusker wasn't just made up for reallifecomics.com
fusker is real.

by hazhar August 26, 2004

fasterbating

Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn

Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?

Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again

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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all

by Comrade Plasternasty October 8, 2010

goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight

Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology

Dude, my cable modem went down faster than wunderbred in a fist fight

by madgrad January 24, 2003

fester

A fester is someone who can be found at a festival of any type, regardless of the nature of said festival. You can identify a fester by the frisbees or nerf footballs they are commonly seen with in the parking lot of the fest.

An interesting fact about festers is that they procreate by biting non festers and injecting them with unholy fester venom. WATCH OUT!

Example:

Non Fester: Hey dude, what bands are you here to see?

Fester: Bands? Naw dude, I'm just here for the <i>fest</i>!

by Keil May 4, 2005

fusker

another word for fucker..a very annoying individual..likes to mooch off of other people..likes to stare at ppl when their eating..gives extremely creepy looks..wears shirts that are too small ..crack is always hanging out..very unintelligent..puts hot sauce on their chicken alfredo! a total whore..tells everyone DETAILS of their sex life...disgusting

things fuskers say-"you SHOULD give me that" "you SHOULD do this" 'are you gunna eat that?

by funnyChik May 13, 2011

fester

someone renowned for thinking they're something or someone when they're nothing at all.

To do a joel

by ;) June 7, 2003