The Furry War

A war between the two global superpowers, Gamers, and Furries. All was peaceful until early November 2018, when Furries invaded a few Gamer colonies. The Furries were clever, striking when the Gamers were weakest. During No Nut November. On November 10th, the war was officially declared and the chaos began. in the lands of TikTok there were soldiers fighting, dying, and mourning left and right. the gamers created an alliance, The Gamer Alliance(TGA). inside the contained the four superpowers of the world Gamers, Soviets, Crusaders, And the Anit-Furries. with some help with the weebs, gamer girls, and much more. While The Snowflake powers (TSA) were made by the Evil furries, LGBTQ members, liberals, and feminist. The war still has carried on with few TSA victories, while the TGA is winning the war thanks to the Soviets.

The Furry War is the war that will end all wars.

The Furry War has claimed thousands of victims

by SuperSovietSlav December 17, 2018

Furry Murry

A hairy slut wanna be. Hairy meaning mustache and fur-ocious back hair. One who tries to be cute but just can't. One who thinks she's the shit but clearly is not.

John Doe: Dayum, did you see that back fur on furry murry?
Charlie: If she wasn't too busy sucking my dick I would think she's hibernating!

by Lilmsmaryvessels October 27, 2009

Furry Wall

Furry walls are walls covered in fur. When stroked the furry wall will calm you down.

Guy one: Smokes a jeffery

Guy one: Ithink im having a heartattack

Guy two: CALM down just stroke the furry wall, there you go- all better?

by explodinggrass June 11, 2010

Furry Furrow

Vagina, Minge, Snatch, Ghastly Gully. You get the picture.

I rode my baloney pony into her furry furrow.

by Satandog March 22, 2006

furry tractor

anchorman quote from brick tamland

Hey, Ron! i'm riding a furry tractor

by Paul McBrodie December 14, 2008

furry jacuzzi

A Furry Jacuzzi is the process of sneaking up to someone who is enjoying a quiet (preferably candle lit) bath and throwing a live hamster into the bath.
It is best performed with multiple hamsters for a bubblier effect.

'So then i snuck into the bathroom and gave Her a Furry Jacuzzi'
'If you don't shut up, I'm going to furry Jacuzzi you're lazy ass!'

by Dan Barclay January 10, 2008

Furry Vengeance

1.) Noun. - A tenacious sexual maneuver in which the man dives legs first onto a female's face and wraps his legs around her head in a death grip, presenting her with a faceful of brillo, much like the spikes of a porcupine. A few direct punches to the forehead may be necessary to maintain control of said female. Release is often encouraged after the female passes out or projectile vomits. However, Furry Vengeance can also be used as a preliminary move. Also see Alligator Fuckhouse and Space Docking.

2.) Noun. - See Tom Selleck

Greg: Dude my girlfriend's cheating on me. Fuckin bitch.

Chris: Its alright man just grow a canopy, lay down the law and show her Furry Vengeance.

by MightyMcGloin May 13, 2010