the frog god

the frog god loves holding frogs he kisses them.

random frog: hey frog god how you doing
the frog god: im doing good just kissing some frogs.

by miimaker2 October 19, 2020

Efreety Frog

When a frog is enlarged, within a certain region of virginia it is referred to as, an efreety frog, or efreety froge.

Dude that frog is huge

Yeah that is one efreety frog

dude that froge is efreeteing

by Jim Pogi August 12, 2018

Señor Frogs

The act of rubbing one's ball sack across another's back.

Josh hopped on Alec while he was laying down, and gave him the ol' Señor Frogs.

by 69nice August 19, 2017

Hog-Frogging

When blessing your poor worthless ass with oral sex, your lady-friend stops mid slurp, smears almond butter on your helmet, sticks 6 raisins to the tip, and proceeds to remove them by flicking her tongue out at the raisins while muttering "Ribit! Ribit!" in her best Kermit the Frog voice.

Teresa and Janet went Hog-Frogging last night after their weekly trip to the Hooters all you can drink wing buffet; by the end of the night they had consumed 14 boxes of raisins.

by DisembodiedFloatingHead March 4, 2019

frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Spanish Frog

Spanish frog the guy in you class who is a complete retard and has little to no mates and watches granny porn the fucking weirdo

Holy shit the Spanish frog is such a fucking retard

by BIG SUE FROM DOWN THE ROAD November 19, 2018

frogs on a log

When a man having anal sex pulls his penis out of the anal cavity with spots of poop on his shaft.

He was having sex with her and came out with frogs on a log.

by JaDzy2012 December 11, 2017