money pouch

A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say money pouch you have to 2 step and say "oh shit"
In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Crickets)
by Calooch March 05, 2008
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Diaper Money

Compensation from tax returns, assistance programs or any other unconventional form of income used to purchase the bare necessities - such as diapers for the babies.
Josh: Hey bae, the house smells so much cleaner!
Mavel: I know right?! Poor Josh Jr. had to wait two weeks before the diaper money finally came in the mail!
by Mommy's Little Helper November 19, 2016
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Douche Money

The money you get when you pass go in monopoly.
Damnit! Erik has been getting all the Douche Money while I've been in jail.
by ZeMasterDouche September 15, 2008
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Absent Money

Noun describing a lack of money, and/or state of debt.
Jack: Hey man, want to go downtown and buy some CDs?
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.
by hindenburg II March 22, 2010
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Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.
"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"
by MedeaDemonblood August 22, 2011
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Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
by guysm1ley April 17, 2023
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PS5 Money

Making enough money to buy a PS5 easily or in a short time i.e making $800 AUD very quickly.
Guy 1
"Did you hear Anthony did 20 hours of overtime this week?"

Guy 2
"Yeah man, guys making that PS5 money"
by JustALittleLucki December 19, 2020
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