Healthy Foods

According to the great ancient tales, Chocolate and soda are considered to be the healthiest of all the foods. The theory was first brought up by Elizabeth Hancocks in 2020. This type of extraordinary culture is expected to exponentially increase in popularity in the near future.

"Have you been having Healthy Foods????"

"Of course man"

by adam reussel June 24, 2020

Food Zinger

When you reach for more food, but forgot that you ate it all.

1.) Amber reached for more food, but forgot that she ate the last of it seconds before. "Dang it! I've just been food zingered again!"

2.) Girl #1: (Reaches for more chips) "What happened to all of my chips?"

Girl #2: "You ate it all like a minute ago...

Girl #1: "Oh..."

Girl #2: "FOOD ZINGAAA!!!

by RadioactiveTitanium September 14, 2013

Decoy Food

Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.

Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.

by Lt. Magnus January 6, 2012

purse food

Food stored in a carrying satchel, such as a puse, carrying bag or luggage, eaten at later time.

I found this purse food, think it's from taco bell last Friday.

by food, fas food, old, gross March 12, 2011

fat food

Etymology: fat + fast food, from one of the common causes of obesity being overconsumption of fast food

Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.

Two teenagers are hungry and want something to eat.

Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?

by Thebuck093 November 20, 2011

Turtle Food

Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.

roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"

People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)

by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011

Food waterfall

The female equivalent of a food boner.

She got a food waterfall anticipating the smoked pork butt.

by 556Raven October 24, 2011