Cock Flot

Slapping someone with your cock in public.

"Oh yes daddy, cock flot me"

by DarkProzzak March 10, 2018

She floats through the room on a big balloon

You are probably high and need to burn the hell out of the drugs you’re on. She’s floating on her tits.

She floats through the room on a big balloon and it’s terrifying.

by Justtrynaeducate April 16, 2020

National Grab the flat 🍑

Go get the flat ass boys ;)

look at that flat 🍑🤤 it must be national grab the flat 🍑 day

by bitxhes June 8, 2020

oikawa’s flat ass

oikawa’s flat ass. it’s ridiculous.

person 1: omfg look at oikawa’s flat ass
person 2: what a loser

by shobiostars October 5, 2021

flat bitch

a girl without large brests

Damn! Look at that flat bitch, she's got no brests at all!

by Stoog March 16, 2003

flat earth

A "theory" (lacking evidence, it should be called a myth) of the Earth's shape that is incongruent with the common understanding of the Earth and other planets in the universe, is unfounded, and contrary to gravity and basic laws of physics.
Flat Earth is believed mostly by conspiratards. It asserts that the Earth is a flat disc.
People who believe in this defend their assertions by calling any factual evidence of the Earth's spherical shape fake, and by using biblical verses and psuedoscience to contrive an argument.

We really live on a flat earth. NASA's satellite images are just fake to promote the evil researchers' NWO agenda.
I have no idea how a satellite works
I have never been on an airplane
I slept through 8th grade science class

by potato_in_my_anus January 30, 2016

flat tire

when a girl tries to give a man a blowjob, but the man stays fully un-erect

She tried to give him a blow job, but got the old flat tire!

by $heepstain November 7, 2012