Father

An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.

My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?

by Dickriderking May 11, 2021

Your father

The guy who will never come back, I know you searched this because you misss your father, do you need help? we can talk.

Your father is the wife of your mom

by BIGSHOT1997 April 10, 2022

Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023

Founding Fathers

The ones who did treason against england

The relevant statute is the sedition Act 1661, which states is a criminal offence

our founding fathers of the united states did treason

by JFK. November 15, 2021

Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.

"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021

Father Silas

The founder of the religion, Khan Academy. The religion was founded in February 2022 and currently has between 5-15 members.

Father Silas is the father of Khan Academy.

by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022