When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Get the Aunt Faithmug. Crying whenever someone says something mean about you behind your back and then texting them that if there gonna talk trash to do it to there face and then cry when they say it to your face
hannah to peyton: Samantha's so flat
peyton tells samatha
samatha: say it to my face if your gonna talk trash
Hannah : stop pulling a faith
peyton tells samatha
samatha: say it to my face if your gonna talk trash
Hannah : stop pulling a faith
by Mr Flerf September 11, 2018
Get the Pulling a Faithmug. by what kinda name is soap September 19, 2022
Get the lost faith in humanitymug. 1) kyrsten faith is a hot mess who loves dancing
2) a sexy cool hot mama who loves to have fun
3) totally bangable andsmushable
4) a hot, smushable singer who loves having fun
2) a sexy cool hot mama who loves to have fun
3) totally bangable andsmushable
4) a hot, smushable singer who loves having fun
Justin: did you see kyrsten faith today?
Jesse: yeah I did! that girl looked bangable!
David: she sure did, even them Jersey guys would smush her!
Jesse: yeah I did! that girl looked bangable!
David: she sure did, even them Jersey guys would smush her!
by theoneandonly<3 October 26, 2011
Get the kyrsten faithmug. Faith is one of the funnest people to be around. She has great humour and can light up a dark place easily. Her smile and laugh is contagious and gets on with both boys and girls. She easily gets attached and is very very emotional. But also manages to hide her sadness with her humour and and a big smile. She is very pretty.
by yellowweather July 23, 2021
Get the faithmug. by anonymous December 9, 2023
Get the Faithmug. she's a kind amazing girl she has attest 200k on tiktok and she sticks up for her friends and everyone around here if u see a faith around be friends wit her
by funkygirl22 June 26, 2020
Get the faithmug.