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Bones & Willies are Bad for Your Health

A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.
When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.
by "JE" October 16, 2017
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We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
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Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____

Get a Get a _____ cup for your _____ _____ for your mom Joanna
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that kid who asked for your number

that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected
ew it’s that kid who asked for your number, run
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April 8th is National Twerk for your partner day, where you must shake ass for your boyfriend or girlfriend
Bf: "Babe it's April 8th, so start shaking ass"

Gf: "Remember that you do it after, National Twerk for your Partner day is for guys and girls to both shake ass!"

Bf: "Bet"

Guys and girls both must shake ass on National "Twerk for your partner" day
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when someone comes for your family

Talking down on them or situations they have going on
When someone comes for your family it makes you mad
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