Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.
We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.
by bigsaxquatch September 3, 2010
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Fred: Hey John you didn't seem too bad the other night considering how much you drank.
John: Ah I was a bit of a late drunk that night, I was all over the place about an hour after I left.
John: Ah I was a bit of a late drunk that night, I was all over the place about an hour after I left.
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Matt: Mos def, I had no idea Jon was so hilarious.
Tom: That's 'cause he's not, you've only spoken to him hammered.
Matt: So you're saying he's only drunk funny?
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Matt: Mos def, I had no idea Jon was so hilarious.
Tom: That's 'cause he's not, you've only spoken to him hammered.
Matt: So you're saying he's only drunk funny?
Tom: Absofuckinlutely.
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