drunk funny

Adjective attributed to people whose jokes are funny almost exclusively to an intoxicated audience.

Tom: Last night was a blast, dude.
Matt: Mos def, I had no idea Jon was so hilarious.
Tom: That's 'cause he's not, you've only spoken to him hammered.
Matt: So you're saying he's only drunk funny?
Tom: Absofuckinlutely.

by baldobald January 2, 2012

Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.

Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!

by alwaysreamin November 30, 2015

Kendra Drunk

When you literally drink yourself retarded and regret everything in the morning but have no memory of it

Holy Shit I got Kendra drunk last night...

by K_is4_Kool January 30, 2017

"Drunk" Moi

Honestly, i have absolutely no fucking idea. This gives indescribable confusion, i feel drunk looking at it. Am i drunk?

Caspian: "The gc might get "drunk" moi.
Emily: "what."

by M O I S T September 11, 2021

drunk youtubeing

The act of searching youtube while drunk.

Person A- "Hey dude, where did you find this video?"
Person B- "I was drunk youtubeing last night and posted this video to everyones facebook wall! haha."

by jrarndt17 January 3, 2011

drunk ollie

The mightiest of gods graces the world with his presence when ollie is drunk. The confidence and swagger of this man is unpresented.

that dude is being a real drunk ollie

by BlobFisssshy May 1, 2022

Cruise Drunk

The act of getting so inebriated on cruise that it may take a day or two to sober up, at which point you find out what you did on youtube.

"Tonight, we're getting cruise drunk"

by Capt. Keystone January 12, 2009